Iter Itineris of Lustus Mihi

Yes, I'm quite erratic in posting these days. Sorry 'bout that... I'd say that I promise to post every day, but damn. The moment I do, you an be assured that something will prevent it from happening.  All I can say is here I am.

It seems that Spring is upon us. Not so much according to the calendar or the weather - but according to my body.  Spring is quite a libidinous time for Taureans. My body is telling me that it is time to have LOTS and LOTS of sex. Unfortunately with the husband out and about I am left to my own devices. Literally.  I have quite a collection of devices, really. Although I did scale it down a bit due to the lower quality of some of the toys that I was keeping around for the sake of variety.  But I still have more phallic items than most women will own in a lifetime. And then there's the "massager" type toys. My Hitachi remains and most likely will forever remain my favorite. But I digress.  Where was I? Oh, yes -

Early Spring, I say! Perhaps that isn't the best way to describe it, but when I have constant and insistent screams of "touchmefeelmerubmefuckme!!!!" from my clit, I can only attribute it to the seasons. Even for me this is ridiculous. I mean, really - WTF??? It's rather like someone has cranked it up to 11 on my sex-drive remote control. I'm sure it is not anything I am doing.

Any thoughts? Anyone reading?  Anyone??? Well let's just hope some of you have faith enough to have added me to your feed...

Thanks to those of you that did :)

Not so much, really. 

So I've been away for a long damn time. You'll have to pardon me. I'm back. Again.

I had FIVE orgasms today. Not sure what got into me (no pun intended, I swear) but I felt the need for a short marathon. Spanking porn played a big role in my play today.  Funny how my porn-moods change. Right now I'm rather fond of the BDSM types. Although, I discovered that I don't enjoy the punishment-spanking vids. I prefer the spanking for the sake of pleasure, thank you very much! The vids AND the spanking!

*yes, baby - that was a hint*

I have found or been referred to several new places for porn - and FREE porn, at that.  How does one get referred to porn sites? Well, I know a lot of horny people! And I am fortunate enough to be just that open with my friends. Not all of my friends are aware of my penchant for porn, but the majority of them have at least an inkling.  Oh yeah, back to the new sites.  I will update my links a little later.  Please feel free to send me www's if you have some different ones. I always enjoy new porn. And erotica. I may be ridiculously horny, but I enjoy reading porn as much as viewing it.

PORNpornPORNpornPORNpornPORNpornPORNpornPORNpornPORNpornPORNpornPORN

There, I feel better now :)

Yes, yes indeed! One of my many kick-ass Christmas gifts was a Craftsman reciprocating saw. I just happened to have the right attachment, oh - you know, just lying around :)  And so.

Ok so I still need another piece to get the full effect, but with a bit of suction, we pulled off one hell of a fucking.  I don't think that I've ever had anything moving that fast inside me. It was definitely a new experience. A little scary, but MOST enjoyable.  Wait - I need TWO pieces - one being the vacu-lock attachment, the other being some sort of shield.  You see, being fucked at around 2000spm or so created in me the need to squirt/spray/whatever euphemism you choose.  Fortunately I was able to hold it in, but the pressure was almost overwhelming. My fear of electrocuting myself and/or my husband was the only thing that kept me from letting it all go. I'm fairly certain that reciprocating saws aren't designed for wet conditions. I DID get the extended, extra coverage warranty - just in case. 

Note from the husband - whomever is running the fucksaw should have a steady hand a reliable trigger finger.  He did excellent - even though his dominant arm is broken (damned icy driveway!!!) he was able to use his left hand by simply resting the saw on the bed and squeezing the trigger.  Of course he had to maintain control and be sure that it stayed in place and didn't pound the cervix out of me.  He did a damn fine job!  And for those who are askeered of being sawed due to the friction factor - A couple of generous dollops of Maximus water-based lube made the friction quite pleasureable.  I'll add more here after the package is completed & I'm able to relax into it without worry of electric shock.

I've been working normal hours here lately - no overtime to speak of, but I am exhausted at the end of each day.  The pace of making sure that all of those faxes went through & answering questions of some 50+ clients per day & hanging on hold for an hour or more at a time is taking its toll.  Don't get me wrong, I am grateful that I HAVE a job in these times when over a thousand people in this area have lost their jobs in the last 3 months. And job security - I have tons of job security.  There are around 30 piles of job security on my desk. But I digress from my whining.  There's enough to keep 5 staff members busy in my office - there's only 2 of us.  And of course everyone wants something RIGHT NOW or wants to know when I can get it to them or if its done or can I do something else for them.  *SIGH*  Probably the same type of complaint that everyone has, huh?  Feeling like a babysitter in an office full of grown-ups? Me too.

We got a Wii from Santa.  If you don't have one, get one. Or borrow one, rent one, hang out at your buddy's house and play with his Wii. Its too cool.  I'm not one who enjoys sitting on my butt and playing games for hours.  But the games we have require physical activity - LOTS of it. And OMG it is sooooooo fun! Now if only someone would sell some adult-themed Wii games...

Alrighty peoples, I leave you with this question - which online adult store is your favorite? Comment away - I need some new selecions to peruse...

So I finally got off my ass and got my laptop fixed.  Among many other things. I have plenty to say, yet little time to say it.  Right now, I need to go to bed.  My bed needs sheets on it and it's quite a task to complete all by myself. But I shall return. Oh yes, I shall return...

Happy Friday ya'll!!! Please enjoy your day and listen to good music while you're at it...

OK, you gotta go here to see my HNT...

Yeah, so here I go with the plan-making-then having-computer-issues again.  I, in my own little pretend-safe world did a bad/stupid thing and now my laptop has a browser hijacker.  One that should be fairly easily removed but has deterred my best efforts.  And so, I'm using the "other computer" to post.  All my stuff is on my laptop which is keeping me from doing what I had planned. I am far too paranoid to put files on a CD or flash drive and use them on here.  Oh no... that I will NOT do.  Despite the likelihood of those files being corrupted or viral, I won't take the chance of not having a computer at all.  *sigh*

Tomorrow is Friday and a chance to begin anew.  I must work - at my job kind of work for at least part of the weekend.  And then I must dedicate myself to fixing my laptop or financing a new one. 

I have been playing about on MySpace here lately.  It's slightly addicting at times.  Other times I simply don't give a damn.  But it's good for stalking people... Well, that along with public records... MUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

OK, enough evil stalker.  Get this - I've been consuming 1-2 super caffeinated, 30 calorie drinks per day.  Without them, my world is bleak, sluggish, depressing and simply sucky.  I  breifly considered going to the dr for medication to treat my ADD - and then quickly reconsidered.  It would end up costing me more per month to take meds than to spend 2-4 dollars per day on self-medicating.  That says a lot about our healthcare/insurance system, does it not?  I mean, really, I'd prefer to be able to get my happy on whenever I need it, rather than calling a dr's office, waiting, picking up a scrip(stimulant drugs are controlled substances and therefore tightly monitored), taking it to the pharmacy and waiting some more to have it filled.  I think I'll stick with the caffeine & vitamins, thank you very much!!! Still... pitiful.

I have entered the world of mothers who have a teen and a pre-teen in the same house. I think I may lose my mind soon. Very, very soon.

So I'm a slacker...  Well, not really - you just can't see what I've been working on.  I am learning as I go, and running into problems too.  I am seriously considering completely changing my entire template - its been stuck together with sticky stuff several times - me and my haphazard experimentation with code.  I don't want to, but it looks like it might be necessary to just start over.  It'll get there.  In the mean time, I'm also working on a cafePress store. I have to do a bit more logo editing, but I'll have some pretty darned cool products up soon.  My wonderfully wonderful husband bought me a new laptop battery and now I can actually use it as a laptop - I'm Cord-free, baby!!!  That certainly makes posting more comfortable, as well as printing and scanning andandand...

In other news, I've been working hard on my comfort zone at my real job.  I've added things, moved stuff around, even brought in my own chair and keyboard.  I have added an atomic clock radio that also has an AUX input so I can hook up my Zen mp3 player.  I've rearranged multiple times to make it as aesthetically pleasing as possible, as well as functional.  I'm all about efficiency, you know.  And comfort.  And my own funky sort of style.  I spend 9-12 hours per day at my desk - i figure it should be as happy a place as I can make it.  Especially considering what's waiting for me at home.

My daughter is now 13, by just over a week.  She apparently believes that it is a magical age at which she gets to decide who, what, when and where all for herself.  And she happens to be obsessed with a boy who treated her like dog-shit last year.  And now she'll do anything to keep his attention.  Including using our cell phones to text/pix him into the wee hours of the morning.  And Lord knows how she actually responded to his request to send a "certain kind" of pictures to him. UH HUH. It is a good thing I couldn't place my hands on that boy or i would certainly have been in jail.  His mom didn't find it to be a big deal.  I'm not a happy mom right now.  I dont think i will be for the next 8-10 years.  I've got at least that many before the youngest is grown and moved out.  The older child - well all I can do is hope and pray and beg and plead and threaten and ground and lecturelecturelecture and whatever else comes to mind.  Well, MY mother got her wish - I not only got it back double, but 10 times worse than I was (I was an angel til I hit 15, you see). 

I spent nearly the whole evening surrounded by family i never thought i'd get along with again.  As it turns out, it was very pleasant and QUIET.  I didn't have to play referee once and my kids did what they were told.  I didn't have to cook, or do much of anything.  As much as I needed to be doing other things, I truly needed a break from my "normal" routine.  And I'm thankful that I got it.

I've got entirely too many irons in the fire.  All the time.  This is blog only one - albeit one of my favorites.  It will survive the onslaught of my overactive brain and my underactive action. 

Again, I call out to all you exhibitionisty-type people!!! Send me CBW pics please! I will happily post Cock/Cunt Blogging Wednesday pics should you be kind enough to send them to me at submissions@lustusmihi.com (see how nice it is to have a domain? I can be all organized and everything!).  Feel free to share your name or not.  Just be sure to say "anonymous" somewhere in the email if you'd like it to be posted that way.  otherwise it will be posted however you sign your email - if you sign it.  I will also play along with Titty Blogging Tuesday should you prefer to share those.  My only hard rule for all the nekkid posting is this - nothing that is copyrighted unless you hold the copyright and are willing to give me written permission to use it.  Please don't send me some random internet naughty bits and pass them off as your own.  Thank you in advance. 

Now then, I must head toward my bed.  Good Night, all.  Sleep well and think seriously about sending me some pics.  Seriously.

I've made some fairly major changes around here, but unfortunately I'm having issues.  Bear with me... *muttering* if you can even get here...

*Edit* I've temporarily taken down my Content Warning page due to the inability of the forwarding function to get past it. I'll be posting the new address shortly.  Yes, I bought a domain.  In the meantime, go check out my story page - there's a new banner up which I am mighty proud of!!!

Over the weekend I attended my very first munch. For those of you not familiar, well here. That should explain it. I'd explain but I've been up too long to try.

I must say that I had more fun at the munch and after party than I've had in a VERY long time. I met a great group of people that I connected with and will be visiting again as soon as I am able. They are a bit of a ways away from me, so I have to plan ahead.

At the after party I got to see/experiment with floggers, whips, a violet wand (OMG I MUST have one!!!), other electric devices, vibrators, canes, collars, a St. Anthony's cross, well way more than I had ever seen in person for sure. And now my dirty, evil mind is up to no good. When B comes home one or both of us is going to be shocked, spanked, whipped, flogged, etc, etc, etc.

I knew that I was into certain aspects of BDSM, as I would imagine most people are. But as I went through the list, there aren't that many that I'm NOT into. And there are several that I'll be trying just as soon as I can get my hands on the right "implements"...

More about my adventures later... in the mean time, if you haven't already, go check out Fetlife.com. You will thank me later.