Fucksaw...

Yes, yes indeed! One of my many kick-ass Christmas gifts was a Craftsman reciprocating saw. I just happened to have the right attachment, oh - you know, just lying around :)  And so.

Ok so I still need another piece to get the full effect, but with a bit of suction, we pulled off one hell of a fucking.  I don't think that I've ever had anything moving that fast inside me. It was definitely a new experience. A little scary, but MOST enjoyable.  Wait - I need TWO pieces - one being the vacu-lock attachment, the other being some sort of shield.  You see, being fucked at around 2000spm or so created in me the need to squirt/spray/whatever euphemism you choose.  Fortunately I was able to hold it in, but the pressure was almost overwhelming. My fear of electrocuting myself and/or my husband was the only thing that kept me from letting it all go. I'm fairly certain that reciprocating saws aren't designed for wet conditions. I DID get the extended, extra coverage warranty - just in case. 

Note from the husband - whomever is running the fucksaw should have a steady hand a reliable trigger finger.  He did excellent - even though his dominant arm is broken (damned icy driveway!!!) he was able to use his left hand by simply resting the saw on the bed and squeezing the trigger.  Of course he had to maintain control and be sure that it stayed in place and didn't pound the cervix out of me.  He did a damn fine job!  And for those who are askeered of being sawed due to the friction factor - A couple of generous dollops of Maximus water-based lube made the friction quite pleasureable.  I'll add more here after the package is completed & I'm able to relax into it without worry of electric shock.

I've been working normal hours here lately - no overtime to speak of, but I am exhausted at the end of each day.  The pace of making sure that all of those faxes went through & answering questions of some 50+ clients per day & hanging on hold for an hour or more at a time is taking its toll.  Don't get me wrong, I am grateful that I HAVE a job in these times when over a thousand people in this area have lost their jobs in the last 3 months. And job security - I have tons of job security.  There are around 30 piles of job security on my desk. But I digress from my whining.  There's enough to keep 5 staff members busy in my office - there's only 2 of us.  And of course everyone wants something RIGHT NOW or wants to know when I can get it to them or if its done or can I do something else for them.  *SIGH*  Probably the same type of complaint that everyone has, huh?  Feeling like a babysitter in an office full of grown-ups? Me too.

We got a Wii from Santa.  If you don't have one, get one. Or borrow one, rent one, hang out at your buddy's house and play with his Wii. Its too cool.  I'm not one who enjoys sitting on my butt and playing games for hours.  But the games we have require physical activity - LOTS of it. And OMG it is sooooooo fun! Now if only someone would sell some adult-themed Wii games...

Alrighty peoples, I leave you with this question - which online adult store is your favorite? Comment away - I need some new selecions to peruse...

I'm Baaaaaaaaack!!!!!

So I finally got off my ass and got my laptop fixed.  Among many other things. I have plenty to say, yet little time to say it.  Right now, I need to go to bed.  My bed needs sheets on it and it's quite a task to complete all by myself. But I shall return. Oh yes, I shall return...

Yeah babay!!!!!!

Happy Friday ya'll!!! Please enjoy your day and listen to good music while you're at it...

OMG it's THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, you gotta go here to see my HNT...

Crap!!!

Yeah, so here I go with the plan-making-then having-computer-issues again.  I, in my own little pretend-safe world did a bad/stupid thing and now my laptop has a browser hijacker.  One that should be fairly easily removed but has deterred my best efforts.  And so, I'm using the "other computer" to post.  All my stuff is on my laptop which is keeping me from doing what I had planned. I am far too paranoid to put files on a CD or flash drive and use them on here.  Oh no... that I will NOT do.  Despite the likelihood of those files being corrupted or viral, I won't take the chance of not having a computer at all.  *sigh*

Tomorrow is Friday and a chance to begin anew.  I must work - at my job kind of work for at least part of the weekend.  And then I must dedicate myself to fixing my laptop or financing a new one. 

I have been playing about on MySpace here lately.  It's slightly addicting at times.  Other times I simply don't give a damn.  But it's good for stalking people... Well, that along with public records... MUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

OK, enough evil stalker.  Get this - I've been consuming 1-2 super caffeinated, 30 calorie drinks per day.  Without them, my world is bleak, sluggish, depressing and simply sucky.  I  breifly considered going to the dr for medication to treat my ADD - and then quickly reconsidered.  It would end up costing me more per month to take meds than to spend 2-4 dollars per day on self-medicating.  That says a lot about our healthcare/insurance system, does it not?  I mean, really, I'd prefer to be able to get my happy on whenever I need it, rather than calling a dr's office, waiting, picking up a scrip(stimulant drugs are controlled substances and therefore tightly monitored), taking it to the pharmacy and waiting some more to have it filled.  I think I'll stick with the caffeine & vitamins, thank you very much!!! Still... pitiful.

I have entered the world of mothers who have a teen and a pre-teen in the same house. I think I may lose my mind soon. Very, very soon.

OK yeah...

So I'm a slacker...  Well, not really - you just can't see what I've been working on.  I am learning as I go, and running into problems too.  I am seriously considering completely changing my entire template - its been stuck together with sticky stuff several times - me and my haphazard experimentation with code.  I don't want to, but it looks like it might be necessary to just start over.  It'll get there.  In the mean time, I'm also working on a cafePress store. I have to do a bit more logo editing, but I'll have some pretty darned cool products up soon.  My wonderfully wonderful husband bought me a new laptop battery and now I can actually use it as a laptop - I'm Cord-free, baby!!!  That certainly makes posting more comfortable, as well as printing and scanning andandand...

In other news, I've been working hard on my comfort zone at my real job.  I've added things, moved stuff around, even brought in my own chair and keyboard.  I have added an atomic clock radio that also has an AUX input so I can hook up my Zen mp3 player.  I've rearranged multiple times to make it as aesthetically pleasing as possible, as well as functional.  I'm all about efficiency, you know.  And comfort.  And my own funky sort of style.  I spend 9-12 hours per day at my desk - i figure it should be as happy a place as I can make it.  Especially considering what's waiting for me at home.

My daughter is now 13, by just over a week.  She apparently believes that it is a magical age at which she gets to decide who, what, when and where all for herself.  And she happens to be obsessed with a boy who treated her like dog-shit last year.  And now she'll do anything to keep his attention.  Including using our cell phones to text/pix him into the wee hours of the morning.  And Lord knows how she actually responded to his request to send a "certain kind" of pictures to him. UH HUH. It is a good thing I couldn't place my hands on that boy or i would certainly have been in jail.  His mom didn't find it to be a big deal.  I'm not a happy mom right now.  I dont think i will be for the next 8-10 years.  I've got at least that many before the youngest is grown and moved out.  The older child - well all I can do is hope and pray and beg and plead and threaten and ground and lecturelecturelecture and whatever else comes to mind.  Well, MY mother got her wish - I not only got it back double, but 10 times worse than I was (I was an angel til I hit 15, you see). 

I spent nearly the whole evening surrounded by family i never thought i'd get along with again.  As it turns out, it was very pleasant and QUIET.  I didn't have to play referee once and my kids did what they were told.  I didn't have to cook, or do much of anything.  As much as I needed to be doing other things, I truly needed a break from my "normal" routine.  And I'm thankful that I got it.

I've got entirely too many irons in the fire.  All the time.  This is blog only one - albeit one of my favorites.  It will survive the onslaught of my overactive brain and my underactive action. 

Again, I call out to all you exhibitionisty-type people!!! Send me CBW pics please! I will happily post Cock/Cunt Blogging Wednesday pics should you be kind enough to send them to me at submissions@lustusmihi.com (see how nice it is to have a domain? I can be all organized and everything!).  Feel free to share your name or not.  Just be sure to say "anonymous" somewhere in the email if you'd like it to be posted that way.  otherwise it will be posted however you sign your email - if you sign it.  I will also play along with Titty Blogging Tuesday should you prefer to share those.  My only hard rule for all the nekkid posting is this - nothing that is copyrighted unless you hold the copyright and are willing to give me written permission to use it.  Please don't send me some random internet naughty bits and pass them off as your own.  Thank you in advance. 

Now then, I must head toward my bed.  Good Night, all.  Sleep well and think seriously about sending me some pics.  Seriously.

Issues abound

I've made some fairly major changes around here, but unfortunately I'm having issues.  Bear with me... *muttering* if you can even get here...

*Edit* I've temporarily taken down my Content Warning page due to the inability of the forwarding function to get past it. I'll be posting the new address shortly.  Yes, I bought a domain.  In the meantime, go check out my story page - there's a new banner up which I am mighty proud of!!!

Whips and Floggers and Violet Wands, Oh My!

Over the weekend I attended my very first munch. For those of you not familiar, well here. That should explain it. I'd explain but I've been up too long to try.

I must say that I had more fun at the munch and after party than I've had in a VERY long time. I met a great group of people that I connected with and will be visiting again as soon as I am able. They are a bit of a ways away from me, so I have to plan ahead.

At the after party I got to see/experiment with floggers, whips, a violet wand (OMG I MUST have one!!!), other electric devices, vibrators, canes, collars, a St. Anthony's cross, well way more than I had ever seen in person for sure. And now my dirty, evil mind is up to no good. When B comes home one or both of us is going to be shocked, spanked, whipped, flogged, etc, etc, etc.

I knew that I was into certain aspects of BDSM, as I would imagine most people are. But as I went through the list, there aren't that many that I'm NOT into. And there are several that I'll be trying just as soon as I can get my hands on the right "implements"...

More about my adventures later... in the mean time, if you haven't already, go check out Fetlife.com. You will thank me later.

Kinky Refuge

Thank God for drafts - my laptop does tricky things sometimes!

OK, so they aren't two words you would normally find together - but that's what I need/crave/want right now. I'm hopeful that I have found it @ FetLife. So far, it's a wonderful place for me to "hang out" because I can not only be myself - but I get to know others with similar interests. It's a free site - as free as google and myspace and blogger. It is very much a social community. It's not a "dating" site - although I would imagine more than a few couples have met there - and it's not a hook-up site - though, again it could be should you choose to use it that way. For me, it's a refuge - a place where I can simply be me. No pressure, no using my edit button. It's similar to here, only a lot more interactive. I've found numerous blogging buddies there and it affords a chance to get to know them better. I've met new people too - a bunch of them within just the last week. There are people from around the world on Fetlife which I find to be awesome, even if I can't read their pages. If I haven't already personally invited you - here's your invitation. C'mon over, visit me there :) You do have to create a profile to view other Kinksters and the community in general, but the information required is minimal and they will NOT spam you. Oh yeah - I forgot to mention one of the best, although under-noticed attributes of fetlife - there's no ads! No pop-ups, no pop-unders, no banners, no nuthin'. I find that more than a little refreshing. Not that banners and ads aren't useful in some places *ahem* but i love going somewhere that has minimal visual background noise. Again - refuge.

I'm still impatiently awaiting my latest toy from Eden - it is on it's way to me now. By this weekend I should have it in my hot little hands - er holes - er... well, use your imagination :)

Next weekend I will have my new logo/banner. It may take me several days to get it up and exactly the way I want it, but it will be worth it. B worked very diligently on it for me and I feel rather honored to display his talents. He is quite a gifted artist but does not share it very often. I feel lucky to be the recipient of his writing, drawing and the various other arts which he has been blessed with. And my, has he been blessed! (Loving you, B :* )

Alright my lovelies, I'm off to play a bit before I read myself to sleep. night-night...

Header

I'm very excited! Master B has created a new banner/logo for me! I'll be adding it as soon as I can get it scanned in and sized up right. Unfortunately it might be a few weeks before that happens.

I've started getting back to my roots with pen and paper. Sometimes things that won't come out through the keyboard will find their way out through ink. It's more just to journal out my daily "ness" than anything but it seems to calm and relax me.

I've been assigned a new toy for Eden & I'm anxiously awaiting it. It's called "Whirly" and its a little something new for me. I've been designing some plush storage bags for my sex toys. Since several of my toys don't play well with others, I need something to protect them. So with my new sewing machine and some swank-ish fabrics, I'm creating away.

It's finally warmed - apparently we've skipped spring altogether. I have a lofty goal of riding my bike to work 1 day a week for the summer. Dunno if I can yet - I definitely need to work on my endurance and speed - but I'm trying. If nothing else my butt should be super-toned by August!

I'm searching for new friends - people to hang out with that won't freak out if I happen to let the word "dildo" slip. I'm so stifled at work, its stressing me out. The people there are not only completely vanilla, they are all VERY private and proper in public. Not that I want to know details about their lives, but it drives me crazy to have to censor myself all the time. DOn't get me wrong - I know how to behave in public, I just prefer not to :D